Politically correct

[dezdimona]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: **

 

*1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED WOMAN.'**

(edited for Sarya!)

 

*2. She is not a 'SCREAMER' or a 'MOANER' - She

is 'VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.'

 

3. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

 

4. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE

INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

 

5. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

 

6. She is not an 'AIRHEAD' - She is 'REALITY IMPAIRED.'

 

7. She does not get 'DRUNK' or 'TIPSY' - She

gets 'CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED'

 

8. She does not have 'BREAST IMPLANTS' - She

is 'MEDICALLY ENHANCED.'

 

9. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'*

 

 

*10. She is not a 'TRAMP' - She is 'SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.'

 

11. She does not have 'MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS' - She is 'PECTORALLY

SUPERIOR.'

 

12 She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.' *

[Sarya]

Objection on №1! Not every woman with large breasts is american and myself is a good example!

[dezdimona]

edited and corrected! :)

[Sarya]

Thanks :)