Politically correct

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*HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND

BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: *

 

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1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID **GRAIN

STORAGE FACILITY**.' *

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2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

 

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE

DESTINATIONS.'

 

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

 

5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers 'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL

RELATIONSHIPS.'

 

6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY

HORIZONTAL.'

 

7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of

'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

 

8 He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.'

 

9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.'

 

10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is 'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.'

 

11. It's not his 'CRACK' you see **hanging** out of

his pants - It's 'REAR CLEAVAGE.' *