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Hey guys i want to find the master thief of everyone the best ive done i was just walking down one of the paths and i walked into this commoners house to see if there was anything worth taking then i saw this book i took it it was worth 50 grand and after that i ransacked all of balmora and aldruin (i think thats how u spell it) and went from there
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Congratulations. You have not only just desecrated the English language by fusing about six sentences, you have stolen the manuscript to Saryoni's Sermons. Worth 50,000 drakes.

 

i ransacked all of balmora and aldruin

Fantastic. That's a brilliant thieving story.

 

commoners house

It's not a random house out in the middle of nowhere. It is the house of the caretaker of Sanctus Shrine, the site where Saryoni wrote the household religious text, Saryoni's Sermons.

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My best theving story? Well...In the Balmora mages guild,there is a platter by the entrance with a bunch of soulgems. One of them is a Grand Soulgem(Winged Twillight). After multiple tries,I managed to steal it,turn slightly,and open the door before the person standing beside it with Uber-Spells could attack me. It's worth 70000+ gold,and your bounty goes up to 350 :halloween: . Plus,the guards outside won't attack you,or go after you. :lol:
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Does this count? I stole the armor off the glass wearing guy in ghostgate by using disintegrate armor + sneak. Didnt wear the ammy of shaddows for once. he caught me as I stole the last thing he had on him, and I was forced to beat his a** down with my spear. dont ask why a thief would use a spear, I dont know myself.
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that is sweet guy who pickpockets guards thats awesome i dont pickpokcet i kill then ransack and yes that does count the disintegrate armor thing truly awesome i might have to do that my self there buddy
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Well my best thieving story consists of a hollow log, a fire extinguisher, a naked woman and some KY Lubricant...oh you meant for Morrowind. :spam:

 

I remember stealing Stendar's Hammer from the Mournhold Museum. Only when I left the scene my fortify strength enchantments wore off right as Gaenor (persistent little male without a father) ran up and started wailing on me. The next time I took the long way around :oops:

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