Ban for Fun

[Pagafyr]

I ban AaronOfMpls because I have a suit of lead lined diving gear for super hot radiation and another diving suit with deep diving for the coldest waters from planet 4546B where the Altera company ship the Aurora crashed.

I can swim in the Waters of Oblivion wearing the appropriate suit for eruptions in water from Lava blasts or Below Zero freezing cold water. 

[GeorgeMittleton]

Lucky for Zixi I can't swim! So banned for killing poor yung George.

 

¡Por suerte para Zixi, no sé nadar! Prohibido por matar al pobre joven George.

[Oblivionaddicted]

I ban you because nothing values a human translation, your automatic translation has mistaken us (nosotros) and the US.

[zixi]

Oblivionaddicted - Banned. The automatic translation was once a glimmer in someone's eye and that someone was almost certainly human - at least on paper...

[Oblivionaddicted]

I ban you because an automatic translation is only useful when you don't have anything else.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Oblivionaddicted

[GeorgeMittleton]

I ban you because I have nothing else!

 

¡Te baneo porque no tengo nada más!

[zixi]

George - banned for both hyperbole and imprecision. You do have other things - quite clearly you do or you wouldn't be making comments on this thread. So you're exaggerating somewhat. You might not have something else to help with translation though -  but you need to make that clear.  

[Pagafyr]

I ban you because you're correct.

The way George is going about reminds of the first time baby got a bowl with food in it, and a spoon to eat their food.  HIs posts are spread around a little, but mostly in Forum Games.  Some like the food in the bowl good, but all spread around like what the mess would look like because the child, even though it was shown how to use the spoon and eat, in it's excitement it spread the food all over the table and smeared it around and around over and over. 

That baby wasn't quite ready yet. 

Babies are a bit manic and until they mature and settle down to eat with the spoon from the bowl the way hoped they just smear all the food everywhere until the baby gets hungry and/or tired of with it expecting someone to spoon feed them as Mother did before trying to get the baby to eat the way expected.

[zixi]

Pagafyr banned for expecting people to act with restraint and for putting an image in my head of posts being splattered about like mush smacked with a spoon... I now have a mental picture of the forum splattered with lentil soup... The idea of the moderators wiping it from their hair and glasses fills me with horror...

[Pagafyr]

zixi banned for leaving out the finger widening and squeezing and the palm splatting and smearing.  The finger painting.  Look... Baby has drawn a picture there.  What do you think it looks like?

It's a splatter original!