Ban for Fun

[GeorgeMittleton]

Rockets are banned for not being reusable spacecrafts. 

Los cohetes están prohibidos por no ser naves espaciales reutilizables.

[zixi]

Banned for being a eco warrior... wait... that's good...

Unbanned...

Then banned for being unbanned in the Ban for fun thread...

[Pagafyr]

I am an ECO Warrior that defends the planet Earth's Flora and Fauna including the red worms, brown worms, cutworms, and Night crawlers I used to use for fishing.   Teeny tiny Sugar ants, Red ants, brown ants, house flies, horse flies, and blue tail flies, sugar flies and anyone who sings those songs about the Mocking birds and why the New York City caged birds sing.   Soul Man!

Just undid an app on my computer that a company put there to make uneducated computer nerds think the app that is already with the OS and is installed running automatically isn't good enough.

I ban companies trying push their software so it might get installed just because they're an affiliate to a company that sells PC for gamers.

[GeorgeMittleton]

I ban Pagafyr for inventing a new Company called Pagazon. (tm) LOL

Prohíbo a Pagafyr por inventar una nueva empresa llamada Pagazon. (tm) jajaja

[Pagafyr]

I ban Drakefell01 for showing me a way to earn a living Online on the Internet. If it wasn't for the fact lots of people are doing it already I could of been a contender.  (Patent Pending)  LOL  

[zixi]

I ban Pagafyr for even considering that he might be one of the wannabes who get to be a gottobe.

[Pagafyr]

I ban zixi for banning me for trying to write a funny ban.  What's a gottobe?  Is that like someone that is so desperate they feel like being seen as an SOB is more important than being a humble person with a talent like John Pinette.  Whose line is; I SAY Nay Nay

[GeorgeMittleton]

I ban North America for being to toasty. (Just Chilling in a forest fire)

Prohíbo América del Norte por estar demasiado calentita. (Simplemente relajándose en un incendio forestal)

[Pagafyr]

I went outside to get a letter in the mailbox just because it looked important because it seemed like it was from our city offices.

I ban the company that sells hearing aides for sending out mail that has a return address with the header that says: Records Department.

Look so official I was sure it was time to renew something.

It was for a hearing test.

They can't heal tinnitus and that's why I ban them.

They should have to pay me for trying to sell their $799.00 cheap useless hearing aides, because they don't have a cure for Tinnitus.

[GeorgeMittleton]

I ban jehovah witnesses, they are so annoying constantly coming to my doorstep and trying to force me to join their religion, this is the 2nd time I have had to tell one that I am protected by Zeus and the Olympians, should I invest in a sign? one that says (Olympian guarded property enter at own risk.) Anyways they are banned for being to pushy.