Corrupt a Wish(game)

[krimzin]

Granted, you lose The Game.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

Edited April 4, 2011 by krimzin

[SilverDNA]

Ok granted you are now thick!

I wish us all back into the 80's! :cool: XD

Edited April 4, 2011 by SilverDNA

[RZ1029]

Granted, but everything else came with us too. Therefor the 80s are now just the 2010s.

 

I wish for cheese.

Edited April 4, 2011 by RZ1029

[Genzel]

Granted, and the cheese is swiss with tons of holes. So many holes in fact that there really isn't any cheese. . .

 

I wish it was 11.11.11

[LordWushin]

Granted, but now the everything in the world is delayed by 6 months.

 

Wish I could play my piano

[krimzin]

Granted, but you are in Soviet Russia and piano plays you.

 

I wish I could unsee the creepy rich Russian guy from those DirecTV commercials.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but now he is no longer from the DirecTV commercials, but in fact, your father. Good news: you're rich. Bad news: your father is a creepy Russian guy.

 

I wish for a nuclear physics degree and the understanding that should come with it.

[krimzin]

Granted, you are now the only person in the universe, rendering said knowledge relatively useless.

 

I wish I was impervious to pain/fatigue

[RZ1029]

Granted, but it now kills you twice as quickly, you just won't feel it coming.

 

I wish there were 80 hours in a day without there being any less days or any longer of a work/school day.

[krimzin]

Granted, but your body cannot adapt and you die of dysentery. I dunno how.

 

I wish I could just throw up and get on with my life lol