Corrupt a Wish(game)

[RZ1029]

Granted, unfortunately that soft bed is covered in spikes. Good luck with that.

 

I wish I could could legally rob a bank.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted you rob a bank and get 10,000$, the bag has a bomb in it that releases mustard gas.

 

I wish there was a minecraft demo.

Edited April 14, 2011 by somerandomsheepthathops

[pwnedbyscope]

granted but your computer blue screens every time you try and play

 

i wish there would be a FFVII remake

[RZ1029]

Granted, but I hate FF so much that I burn every last copy that was re-made in one massive bonfire as I dance around it, chanting in Klingon.

 

I wish I actually knew Klingon.

[LordWushin]

Granted but no one else does and you are all alone in the world, a reject because of it.

 

Wish Battlefield 3 will be awesome like THE ROCK

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Kudos to you on that comment alone RZ.

 

anywho. Granted its so awesome your heart gives out from its awesomeness.

 

I wish there was a actual construction set or whatever for DA2.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but I have no idea what that is, and they put me in charge of making it, so it somewhat resembles Lego Star Wars... minus the Star Wars and with worse graphics.

 

I wish I had Dragon Age, I heard it was pretty good.

[LordWushin]

Granted, but now the pure greatness of the game makes you feel unworthy to play it, so you don't play it.

 

I wish a wish upon a star

[RZ1029]

Granted, unfortunately it's in the form of a star landing on you. And you survive... mostly.

 

I wish I knew how someone 'mostly' survives.

[LordWushin]

granted, yet it is your own personal experience that show it to you, ZOMBIE!

 

wish this storm won't knock out the power and internet