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Corrupt a Wish(game)


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Granted, however functional, they are not.... and then they burst into a very small, controlled flame that spreads absolutely nowhere and is actually quite cool to the touch, defying every last law of science as it simply sits there and burns forever.

 

I wish something like that could really happen.

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You, my friend, have the fortune of me granting your wish. However, your wish was so reprehensibly vague that I have decided to grant your wish for a million spiders to be crawling all over you as they simultaneously burst into flames while tap-dancing in spiked boots across your skin while you sink to the bottom of the ocean in your crippled submarine which has a limited supply of oxygen left and no way out as the pressure would crush you instantly.

 

I wish I was slightly less... morbid.

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Granted, but you spend the rest of your days in a straightjacket, gleefully bouncing off the walls in your padded cell while singing the soundtrack from every Disney movie ever made.

 

I wish it would stop snowing!

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Granted, but the ice is still there. You slip and break your neck for having wished for the snow to stop. Careful what you wish for.

 

I wish I could find some good Dvorak keyboard training.

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