Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but it's radioactivity kills you.

 

I wish I could fly.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted you can fly, but you can't breathe air above 27,000 feet.

 

 

I wish this whole radioactive thing would stop already.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but now a unicorn thing starts.

 

I wish I hadn't gone back too far in time, and then started doing what I planned to do in my previous wish.

[LordWushin]

Granted but now you forgot what exactly your original wish was.

 

Wish to have a good night of sleep.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but when you wake up, you find you are trapped in a time paradox.

 

I wish that I remembered exactly what my original wish was and carried it out.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but it turns out your original wish was for something you no longer want, so you just wasted a wish.

 

I wish I could stretch out this week for a while.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but it stretches out 2 minutes.

 

I wish that I had a secret completed Skyrim copy that worked perfectly and no one knew about it, thus no determined gamers will come and I won't have to pull out a gattling gun, and then get arrested and get a horrible lawyer that does nothing and I get sent to jail, and completely avoids me having to time travel.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but it's so secret that you can't even play it, for risk of being exposed.

 

I wish for chocolate chips.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but its poisonous to eat them.

 

I wish that I could play it without being exposed, and it retained it's secrecy.

[LordWushin]

granted but the sheer awesomeness of the game overcomes your resolve of secrecy and you conflict in yourself which drives you insane and you go to a pyso ward, and nobody believes you had one

 

wish tornado won't hit me tonight