Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted but they were killer chocolate bunnies, who didn't like you.

 

I wish for a pet griffion

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but they're alive and they tie you up, cover you in chocolate, and ROAST YOU ALIVE! MUAHAHAHA!

 

I wish I had a 16 gig thumbdrive.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but it's full of viruses that crash your computer as soon as you plug it in.

 

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but it hits [/i]everything[/i] within 30 miles of your house before dissipating.

 

I wish I could visit LordFrostcraig in the, um, "pyso" ward.

 

Stalker. :P

 

Granted, but you can never sleep again and get so exhausted, you go into a permanent coma.

 

I wish I was out of the "pyso" ward and that I was able to handle Skyrims awesomeness when I played it again with no bad things happening to me, around me, or the game when I got back home.

[LordWushin]

Granted, but because the game is that awesome it breaks your computer thus you are not able to play

 

wish i could marry my girl already

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but because the game is that awesome it breaks your computer thus you are not able to play

 

wish i could marry my girl already

 

Granted, but she starts acting like the one chick Quagmire from Family Guy married, and says she'll kill herself if you leave the house.

 

I wish that my computer could handle the awesomeness of Skyrim. (I'm going to get it for my 360 though, because my computer is nearly 7 years old by now. Its good enough to play Oblivion on High with 20 FPS in the Battle of Bruma though ;D

[LordWushin]

Granted, but because the game is that awesome it breaks your computer thus you are not able to play

 

wish i could marry my girl already

 

Granted, but she starts acting like the one chick Quagmire from Family Guy married, and says she'll kill herself if you leave the house.

 

I wish that my computer could handle the awesomeness of Skyrim. (I'm going to get it for my 360 though, because my computer is nearly 7 years old by now. Its good enough to play Oblivion on High with 20 FPS in the Battle of Bruma though ;D

 

Ha ha I thought of that after I posted the wish.

 

Anyways, granted your computer can handle it, but your 360 can't now, red brick.

 

Wish the rain would just stop already

[Deleted1848331User]

Granted, but a tornado comes.

 

I wish my 360 could handle the awesomeness.

[The_Vyper]

I wish my 360 could handle the awesomeness.

Granted, but if you ever turn it on again, your TV/Monitor will explode with enough force to level four city blocks.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but it takes massive amounts of energy and only travels up to four minutes per travel (in both directions, though!).

 

I wish I knew where to find a working copy of Doom 3 (or how to use this one on my Windows Vista computer).