Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but that slows down the server.

 

I wish I had a ping pong ball covered in Jell-O (running out of ideas, people)

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Edited June 4, 2011 by Dicecaster

[TheReverendTholomewPlague]

Granted but nobody hears your wishes

 

I wish for that perfect blend of coffee and sugar. Not too much of one or too little.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but as the wish-granter, I deem the perfect amount to be 0kg.

 

I still wish for that ping pong ball w/Jell-O.

[RZ1029]

Granted, but the Jell-o is actually in the ping pong ball and breaks apart the first time you hit it, splattering Jell-o everywhere.

 

I wish for some more ideas.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but since you're currently low on cash, you sell them to TheReverend for $50.

 

I wish Borderlands had a sequel (and that I had the fourth DLC).

[RZ1029]

Granted, but you give the original Borderlands and it's sequel to me so I can play it. (With all DLC, at your expense.)

 

I wish it was November, but all the time between now and then is credited to me at work and I have an unusually high amount of money in the bank...

[gormonk]

granted.. but you have to bend bullets and kill your farther

 

i wish i had more money in my compounding savings than what is acturally in there(its an account that cant go into the negative)

[RZ1029]

Granted, it's only .01 cent more.

 

I wish I had an awesome signature.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but you're kicked out because it's too long, according to the forum rules.

 

I wish I had a Gamespy account (in order to play Borderlands online).

[Corakus]

Granted, but you're then banned from the game because your skills aren't leet enough.

 

I wish I wasn't in Florida, where it's 100 degrees right now.