Corrupt a Wish(game)

[saadus]

Granted, it is now replaced by Surfin Bird.

 

I wish I had Morgan Freeman's voice.

Edited May 18, 2012 by saadus

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but now you have to be a narrator for the most annoying shows and radio programs in the universe.

 

I wish people would stop confusing the spellings of homophones.

[naomis8329]

granted they now confuse the spellings of monophones.

 

I wish I wasn't so ruddy tired .

[saadus]

granted, but you have so much energy, you are classified with ADHD

 

I wish I had a UFO

Edited May 19, 2012 by saadus

[brokenergy]

Here you go

 

http://www.fatherlyadviceandrants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pee-wee-ugly-dog-726165.jpg

 

I wish pokemon existed

[naomis8329]

Granted, I'm poking you ma'am :D

 

I wish magic was real

[62firelight]

Granted, you cast a Fire Storm spell and it malfunctions, blowing you up into SPAAAAAAAACE! :biggrin:

 

I wish that M'aiq had a major role in any Elder Scrolls game set (in) Elsweyr other than Skyrim.

[Eddieawsome]

Granted, but it is in the new MMO

 

I wish everyone in the world would recognize me as the supreme lord of everything

[saadus]

Granted, you are now the proud owner of everything on Venus.

 

I wish I could keep my pit bull without getting rid of Home Insurance.

[naomis8329]

Granted, your dog loses it's teeth :(

 

I wish I didn't hurt so much after spending the day at the zoo.