Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Eddieawsome]

Granted, the zoo is erased from history.

 

I wish i had less work to do

[naomis8329]

granted you turn into a pillar of salt.

 

I wish life was easier

[saadus]

Granted, you are tied in a tube and are taken cared of for the rest of your life. Never have to do a thing! :biggrin:

 

I wish I was as intelligent as House.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you died from drugs

 

I wish I remember my study

[saadus]

Granted, now all you do IS study.

 

I wish I knew everything, from the very beginning to the very end and all in between.

[Delikatessen]

Granted, but you're driven mad with all the details and are eventually locked up in an insane asylum.

 

I wish I had more coffee.

[saadus]

Granted, but it is terrible coffee and makes you violently ill every time you drink it.

 

I wish both good and evil things in the universe have a purpose.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but their purpose is not discernible by you.

 

I wish that this wish could be granted.

[brokenergy]

Not granted, because it's opposite day.

 

I wish people would stop make conspricy theories because they don't know how X works or something.

[naomis8329]

Granted now they make conspiracy theories coz they know how everything works.

 

I wish this lovely weather would stay longer than one week outta 52 :)