Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted now they are more hated because they act like another company

 

I wish people understood more about public trading companies have to deal with instead of posting hate mail.

[Alcarnus]

Granted, but that would require brain energy, energy I could use on posting amusing hate mail.

 

I wish I could become the sun.

[62firelight]

Granted, you burn yourself in an attempt to become the Sun and unfortunately you suffer a horrible fate. :psyduck:

 

I wish that I could have some sushi right now.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you suffered from food poisioning and died

 

I wish I could have better soup

[62firelight]

Granted, but you suffered from food poisioning and died. :ohdear:

 

I wish for an epic game to play.

[saadus]

Granted, but you have to have constant internet access to play.

 

I wish my book will sale.

[Alcarnus]

Granted, but you are sued by the FBI for distributing unsafe content to the nation's youth.

 

I wish I could become a wish genie, thereby granting myself an infinite number of wishes.

[saadus]

:blink: What kind of book did I write?

 

Granted, but you are locked into a lamp and can only grant wishes to other people, never to yourself.

 

I wish I won the Lottery.

Edited June 27, 2012 by saadus

[Alcarnus]

Granted, you won the lottery of eternal damnation in the Underworld. (You did not specify as to what kind of lottery. ;) )

 

I wish I had some pecan pie right now.

[naomis8329]

Granted, but the pecan's ran off and you got stuck with peanuts.

 

I wish I could have peace, quiet, rest and relaxation