Corrupt a Wish(game)

[CommanderCrazy]

Granted, Now its 00:01 (Making it early, not late)

 

I wish I had a coke.

[rebalious]

Granted, its the last coke of your life.

I wish that Bruce Lee would rise from his grave to punch Chuck Norris in the soul.

[L33Nexus]

Granted, But Chuck Norris has no soul, he only has pain, so he round house kicks Bruce Lee knocking his sharp bones into you killing you

 

I wish I was invulnerable to anything and everything including corrupt wishes :P

[zprospero]

Granted you can be hurt by nothing and nobody. Unfortunately, "Nothing" and "Nobody"

are the names of two ENORMOUS ANGRY DRUNKS you just spilled your drink on.

 

I wish I could find a job that paid me to do what I wanted to do.

[rebalious]

@L33Nexus

Granted, due to definition differences, you are not immortal and your invulnerabilities toll is is to rapidly age your body. You will die of old age next week.Just to be sure you suffer you are sealed in a metal box and shot into a black hole, unable to escape the event horizon.

@zprospero

Granted, they refuse to hire you

 

I wish to know... is the answer really 42?

[Alastair91]

Granted, the answer isn't 42 but 24.

 

I wish Heavy Rain would be released on the PC.

[MonsterHunterMaster]

granted, but then your pc crashes and you have to buy a ps3 to get it

 

 

 

i wish for something like a pizza right now... :blink:

[Balagor]

granted, but the pizzaria have so many so you cannot decide

 

i wish I had more TV-channels

[CommanderCrazy]

@MHM, Granted, but it has icky chinese vegetables on it :P _{I knew i'd get you with that one}

 

@Balagor, Granted, But the TV falls over & breaks. All Electronics shops are closed for the month due to holidays.

 

I wish I wish I could think of a Wish.

[brokenergy]

Granted, you thought of a wish but then you got distracted by YouTube and lost it again.

 

I wish to travel overseas