Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted, you won the big lottery but you lost the winning ticket

 

I wish I had a driver's license

[Hangadog5]

Granteed But yo wrecked your car and it burnt up

 

I wish i was Albert Einstein

[gormonk]

Granted but you are instantuted in a insylem for trying to bild the atom-bomb

 

I wish to be Santa Claws

[Omeletter]

Granted, but next Christmas you get stuck in the chimney, and burn to death.

 

I wish my vision was better.

[mobotium]

Granted, but you can only see black and white.

 

I wish I was a billionaire.

[brokenergy]

Granted, you are a billionaire in Zimbabwe

 

I wish I won a prize

[mobotium]

Granted, but you go to jail cuz it was stolen.

 

I wish my Internet was twice as fast.

[gormonk]

Granted, but next Christmas you get stuck in the chimney, and burn to death.

 

I wish my vision was better.

wrong santa twas reffering to the furturaruma one lol...

 

Wish granted now your internet runs at 2 kbs

 

i wish my internet ran at 500kbs constantly, cost me nouthing, didnot dammage my pc or my health in any way, did not bring me bad luck or illfortune

[mobotium]

Granted, but suddenly, you wake up to realize it was all a dream.

 

I wish I didn't need to go to work next week

[gormonk]

Granted, but you geet fired the day you return

 

I wish my dreem would become reality and they are not nightmares