Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Venegal]

Granted, now it's my fault, now I am Makarov! Mwahahahaha

 

I wish Roach and Price and Soap would stop killing my people :,(

[brokenergy]

Granted now they are killing you instead.

 

I wish I have superpowers

[Netwit2008]

Granted! You now have the super power of gas expulsion. One belch just took out The Imperial City! I can't even say aloud what the other expulsion did, lol :yucky:

 

I wish someone would grade these many assignments I have to wade thru! :sad:

[Warlord3105]

Granted, but they did it so well you've been fired and that person took your place

 

I wish I had a towel.

[Unavi]

Granted but it would protect you from Vogon poetry. (i hope you understand xD)

 

I wish i had a towel too.

[Warlord3105]

I love Vogon Poetry, almost as much as kobold and gnome poetry! Damnit!

 

Your wish is granted, although the tower happens to be soaked in oil and is now crusty, and then it catches fire while you're using it.

 

I wish Boreale would say Space Marines correctly rather than "Spess Mehreens".

[gormonk]

granted but he then says "arse poepleles tosss" afterwords

 

i wihs i had a nice cleen apple free of worms and rot

[Warlord3105]

Granted, but the apple has been thrown at a rather high velocity I might add, at your face.

 

I would like The Steam Stalker (A guy who wants to play with me every single day on Steam) to go away forever.

[DarkeWolf]

Done, but now his evil little brother took his place. And brought cousins.

I wish that a monk who took a vow of silence would suddenly scream out loud in the middle of mass. (HA!)

[andy12750]

Your wish is granted, but he goes crazy after being silent for so long and kills you all.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend...