Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Thor.]

Wish granted, you go bankrupt :mellow:

 

I wish the AMD 128bit 8 core Buildozer cpu's are going out this year.

[zprospero]

Granted, but they're made of solid gold and dark-matter and weigh as much as 10,000 suns. Naturally, this will make successfully seating the CPU a bit tricky.

 

I wish I could go someplace far away.

[paganwannbe]

Granted but you have been sent to Pluto

 

I wish for something to do :devil:

[zprospero]

Granted, go and make Pluto a planet again.

 

I wish I had a jacket (being on Pluto and all).

[Thor.]

Wish granted, but it'll take 30 years to get there, do to a sllllloooowwww movie spaceship thats carrying your Jacket.

 

I wish i had a New wallet, mines self destructing :verymad: ....

[brokenergy]

Granted but your new wallet self destructed again and all your money mysteriously came to my possession :ninja:

 

I wish to be... DICTATOR OF THE WORLD MUWHAHAHAHAHA..... :devil: :devil: :devil:

[paganwannbe]

Wish granted you are now the "DICTATOR OF THE WORLD" it just happens to be Uranus

 

I wish for a nuke to blow up Uranus :devil: :devil:

[brokenergy]

Granted but you found the pain unbearable :whistling:

 

I wish people didn't make fun of Uranus.

[Semberflay]

Granted. Now they make fun of yours.

 

I wish I had a trillion dollars, and all the IRS agents had heart attacks.

[CommanderCrazy]

Granted, but the Tax Office takes it all.

 

I wish for a coffee