Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted. Enjoy Festivus

 

I wish for a pet eagle

[satanslilhelper]

Granted, it bites your nose off.

 

I wish for a lighter that works reliably and cannot get lost. I really do.

[TheCalliton]

wish granted, but it doesnt have a fluid compartament

 

i wish for a seventh finger (not a sixth, thats a lame number)

[DeadMansFist849]

Wish granted, but you get it as a result of radiation poisoning and die soon after.

 

I wish I could teleport.

[TheCalliton]

wish granted, but there is a wall and you get stuck in it

 

i wish i wish

[DeadMansFist849]

You get turned into a newt.

 

I wish I could get my next door neighbours to stop putting Justin Bieber on full volume.

[brokenergy]

Granted, now it's Lady Gaga

 

I wish I had laser eye

[paganwannbe]

wish granted but they were put in backwards and you fry your brain

I wish for lower gas price's

let's see what we get now

[DeadMansFist849]

Granted, but the price of food goes up in reaction, and now you can't eat because it's too expensive.

 

I wish I had toggleable invisibility in real life.

[Jayati]

granted, but you'll never find out how to toggle it.

 

I wish i was immune to the common cold.