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Corrupt a Wish(game)


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Granted, but you are spawnkilled [knife kill] by a n00b [literally his first kill of any game. It was a complete accident as he sat on the knife button as you spawned] and have no more respawns.

 

Damn, I'm corrupting two wishes.

 

Granted, your incorruptible wish was to explode. You simply exploded.

 

I wish for something random

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Granted, but it weighs a ton in real life, so you can't even pull the trigger.*

 

I wish I had a copy of Borderlands.

 

*I can only think that you mean a gun from the video game "Portal", but if such is not the case, forgive me.

 

@gormonk

Mehrunes Dagon is the correct spelling.

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Granted, but now every 5 minutes someone spontaneously appears next to you and says, "Congratulations! You've won!" Then beats you up and takes your lunch money.

 

I wish it was warmer out in BFE Utah where I live.

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