Corrupt a Wish(game)

[krimzin]

granted, but is infested with 20x spambots.

 

I wish i could take a nap.

[Sin911]

Granted, but you slip into a coma for the next 20 years.

 

I wish I wasn't sick today :(

[TheReverendTholomewPlague]

Granted but you are sick tomorrow.

 

I wish 32 bit Windows uses 4GB RAM

[krimzin]

Granted but the instability causes it to bsod every 5 minutes (like my pc has been doing lately)

 

I wish my computer would stop malfunctioning and work properly.

[Netwit2008]

Granted! But now your vehicles are fubar instead :(

like mine :P

 

I wish almost every vehicle in our family would NOT be on the fritz right now!! :verymad:

[Ihoe]

GRANTED, however, they would be on the blink instead.

 

I wish: an Oblivion style Game i could buy and play, rendered with DX11, high resolution textures, skyrim style mechanics, morrowind style RPG, elder scrolls lore, shader model 5 and Bunny Smooches.

[gormonk]

umm WTF but granted... you mannge to get it installed but the disk smashes before you could make an iso and securerom is B**** and wont let you use a no disk patch

 

i wish for 4 dots placed on every qwerty keybord... and if you count the dots....... :tongue:

[krimzin]

Granted, but the trend continues and eventually all keyboards are in braille. Unfortunately they aren't raised and even blind people can't read them, rendering all keyboards useless dot making devices.

 

I wish I had mr. Miagi from the karate kid to do that thing where he makes pain go away.

[Ihoe]

Granted, the pain goes away... to your [insert sensitive limb].

 

I wish: SecuRom would turn to SeCuRoM (stylish baby!!!... sort of)

[krimzin]

granted, but now it is a horrible disease that kills you when you walk 3 steps by painfully melting every bone in your body. Also, you have it. And you're standing in the middle of a wildfire.

 

I wish I didn't sweat as much, but still retained a normal body temperature when exercising.