Corrupt a Wish(game)

[krimzin]

granted, you had three amps a couple hours ago. Different ones though.

 

I wish my internet didn't have speed throttling.

[lostone1993]

granted, you had three amps a couple hours ago. Different ones though.

 

I wish my internet didn't have speed throttling.

 

Granted, Your internet now has no speed throttling, but it now runs at a max of 256 bytes pur second

I wish for longbow

[AurianaValoria1]

Granted, but it breaks on the first pull.

 

I wish for a genie that grants me infinite wishes with no negative side effects or prices to pay. :biggrin:

[SilverDNA]

Granted....

but the "magical bottle" is "magical corked" and by no human means open able, because it would free a devil as well.

:P

I wish for nothing.

[Dicecaster]

Granted. I condemn you to the Plane of Negative Energy (a.k.a. "The Void").

 

I wish I was a DM for real life.

[krimzin]

Granted, but instead it stands for Dead Martian and not Dungeon Master.

 

I wish the open wounds covering 10% of my body would heal faster.

[WizardOfAtlantis]

Granted, but the genetic engineering used to accomplish that feat went out of control and you become half-man, half-plant.

 

I wish there was a thousand-foot tall statue of Homer Simpson somewhere near Washington, D.C.

[krimzin]

Granted, but now there's a statue of Justin Bieber in your back yard.

 

I wish I didn't have to pt today.

[WizardOfAtlantis]

Granted, because it was decided that you have to clean a thousand toilets to shininess with a toothbrush instead.

 

I wish that it would rain frogs.

[Dicecaster]

Granted. That's a corruption on its own.

 

I wish Saiga wasn't so aggressive.