Corrupt a Wish(game)

[AurianaValoria1]

Granted, but it's all counterfeit.

 

I wish I could play piano.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted but it comes to life and tears you to pieces with its razor sharp teeth (anyone know where that came from?).

 

I wish Mozilla would stop responding and refusing to open.

[krimzin]

Granted, you now longer can connect to the internet because your ISP was attacked by suicide bomber squirrels.

 

I wish congress could iron out their differences and quit letting the country suffer for their inability to compromise.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Wish not granted.

 

I wish I could think of a corruption.

[krimzin]

Granted, but you got the idea of a giant meteor destroying congress after they settled their differences from me.

 

I wish money grew on trees. (easy to corrupt, just sayin lol)

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Wish granted, the tree grows thousands of dollars a minute, you become a Billionaire, you become very powerful to, but the non-stop growing money and power is too much for you to handle, and your hair begins to fall out, you develop shakes somehow, and you have a panic attack and end up in a mental hospital.

 

I wish there were more clever corruptions.

[SilverDNA]

Granted now every wish made is meta-corrupted to the highest degree! :biggrin:

I wish ... for the ancient god's where real ( oh yeah Venus come to me!) :laugh:

[DeadMansFist849]

Granted, but the only one who wants anything to do with you is the butt-ugly Haphaestus.

 

 

I wish I had a pair of Portal guns.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but Mars kills all the other gods and then becomes a reigning tyrant over the entire world.

 

I wish nobody needed to use this smiley: :wallbash:

Edited April 8, 2011 by Dicecaster

[LordWushin]

Granted, but then another smiley with bigger walls and head replace it

 

Wish my girl and I could get together