Deleted1848331User Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Granted, but after a day, the ink gets out of your skin and an actual Oblivion portal opens up outside your house. I wish I had an early copy of Skyrim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicecaster Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 (edited) Granted, but the main quest is only half finished. I wish I had Mehrunes' Razor (to fight off the daedra outside my house). Edited April 22, 2011 by Dicecaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Granted, but as soon as you hit one of them, it snaps in half, due to being only a replica. I wish I had a finished early copy of Skyrim, with no bugs whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicecaster Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Granted, but several hundred other very determined gamers come to your house, "requesting" your copy of Skyrim at gunpoint. I wish I had a (real) Fallout 3 Fat Boy, 'cause the daedra are still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, but you get the MIRV version that fires 8 mini nukes, and, unknowingly, shoot all the chambers and they explode your house. But it kills the daedra! I wish I had a gattling gun to kill the gamers with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicecaster Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, but it's only got 5 rounds. I wish I had another house (preferably in Tahiti). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, but the locals burn it down. I wish that I could rewind time, and had 20,000 rounds in my gun to kill the determined gamers with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicecaster Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted. You slaughter every last one of them, and stand triumphant over their rotting corpses. You are now arrested for 528 counts of second-degree murder (you had a really bad lawyer); all your possessions (including Skyrim) confiscated and sent to a storage facility in North Dakota. I wish I had a house that floated in the sky. AHA! TRIUMPH! Right? I'm good now? Crazy locals are no longer after me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, but carnivorous Cliff Racers come and eat the house before you get up there. I wish to back in time again and get a better lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordWushin Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, but the lawyer is better but does no better, and cost three times as much! Wish the rain would stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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