Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Kuraikiba]

Wait, how does that work?

 

Granted, but they are NSFW and you can't use them.

 

I wish I could breathe fire.

[Dicecaster]

Granted. Because you're still a dragon. And still extinct.

 

I wish for world domination (for half an hour).

[Kuraikiba]

Granted. However, I twisted forward your clock hands half an hour using my claws.

 

I wish dragons weren't extinct.

Edited August 4, 2011 by Kuraikiba

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but they're grotesquely fat ever since McDonald's was born.

 

I wish the Burger King and the McDonald's guy launch mutual assaults on each other.

 

EDIT

 

Like this, but with Burger King:

http://www.failepicfail.com/epic-fail/1106/-epic-fail-1308020135.jpg

Edited August 4, 2011 by Dicecaster

[Thor.]

Wish granted they instead they shake hands with a deal they both can't refuse and merge and expand with there new line up of burgers, its now called with the merger burgermacking. also its at every corner, every town and city. You can't make a left or right turn without spotting one.

 

I wish i had a Million Dollers.

Edited August 4, 2011 by Thor.

[Dicecaster]

Fine, but I don't know what you're going to do with all that water.

 

I wish the anti-sheep movement would lend me some resources to take down this so-called "burgermacking".

Edited August 4, 2011 by Dicecaster

[Kuraikiba]

Granted, but then tacomacking and chickenmacking form, and merge, making MackingMacking, which are found every two feet you drive.

 

I wish game series from my childhood weren't made so sucky these days.

[Dicecaster]

Absolutely, they're made with a slightly less sucky quality.

 

I wish I could have been more creative with that last corruption.

[rausheim]

Granted, but you may never be creative again! Muahahaha

 

I wish I was a God with unlimited power ^^

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but you feel guilty for making the wish and smite yourself.

 

I wish I could have Minecraft for free.