Corrupt a Wish(game)

[Thor.]

Wish granted, you suddenly appear at a mine shaft, as you appear you go Huh?? cartoon style then fall as you realize your wish was granted, i mean corrupted.:devil:

 

I wish a had a trillion core cpu.

Edited August 4, 2011 by Thor.

[Kuraikiba]

Lol, Thank you for the nice corruption Diecaster! At least they don't suck so bad.

 

Granted, but it's stolen, and you get kicked from the Nexus and caught by cops.

 

I wish I had some chicken and waffles.

Edited August 5, 2011 by Kuraikiba

[rausheim]

Wish granted, but the chickens are still alive and eats the waffles.

 

I wish for a new rifle :D

[Kuraikiba]

Granted. The gun is banned by the Geneva convention, so it's taken.

 

I wish for a life.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but you have to eat this to get it:

 

http://www.instructables.com/image/FG1CCQQFI36FRJM/quot1UP-Mushroomquot-Mushroom-Burger.jpg

 

I wish I had a prehensile tail.

Edited August 5, 2011 by Dicecaster

[Kuraikiba]

Granted, but it becomes hensile later.

 

I wish I had a sharp tongue.

[Dicecaster]

Granted, but remember the old proverb:

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ir6h9Q90O7g/TS1PZ5Ld4PI/AAAAAAAACOo/zeXAJ6GYofI/s400/a+sharp+tongue.jpg

 

I wish to see Planet of the Apes.

[Thor.]

Wish granted they escape and the first human they see is you and they the term gone ape on you.

 

read this scary stuff

 

http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre76k7q2-us-animal-human/

 

I wish for a 1000gb ddr 3 ram 10000000000mhz, one stick.

Edited August 5, 2011 by Thor.

[Kuraikiba]

Granted, but it's sales tax bankrupts you.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Dicecaster]

Granted. This is your father:

 

http://www.your-lifestyleonline.com/images/how-to11.jpg

 

And this is your house:

 

http://www.pugslope.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mr-miyagi.jpg

 

I wish I had a supercomputer with a 500 pedabyte hard drive.