Corrupt a Wish(game)

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but now you don't have a computer.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[FnimonSni]

Um, you know what to wish for, but you go mute so you can't utter the wish.

 

I wish that wishing that the wish I wished never happened wasn't a paradox. :psyduck:

[The_Vyper]

Granted. Time implodes and all things past, present and future happen at the exact same time, resulting in the total annihilation of the universe.

 

I wish I could travel in time without any problems.

[rebalious]

Granted but you lose the desire to travel through time.

 

I wish everyone in the world becomes smarter.

[brokenergy]

Granted now we are all smarter than you and you were shunned for your low IQ

 

I wish that people used the "arrow to the knee" line and drove me insane and killed me. (try corrupting that!)

[The_Vyper]

I wish that people used the "arrow to the knee" line and drove me insane and killed me.

Granted, but you become a Twilight vampire after your death.

 

I wish the Twilight saga had never been adapted to film, or even written in the first place.

[rebalious]

Granted but the evil that was imbued into those films and books needs a new vessel and you become possessed.

 

I wish people didn't cry OMGZ TWILIGHT SPARKLE FAIL! whenever a vampire doesn't die in sunlight.

[Delikatessen]

Granted, but now people turn to hating on wizards that don't cast spells.

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[FnimonSni]

You become a bad ninja. :ninja:

 

I wish I was Delikatessen's ninja buddy who always beats him.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but you're such a bad ninja that you only win because Delikatessen lets you (out of ninja-sympathy).

 

I wish there wasn't a staff meeting scheduled on the second Tuesday of next week.