Corrupt a Wish(game)

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted, the bears eat the radioactive moneky, and mutate horribly. They are now bigger, can stand on two legs, have horns, and they eat nothing but humans. You're the only one within a 1,000 mile radius.

 

I wish I understood why I'm one of the people who has trouble with math, just because five out of four made sense to me. :(

[brokenergy]

Granted but you suffered as a result

 

I wish I had coffee

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted, you get a 55 gallon drum of a special type of coffee that is made out of stale camel urine, and blended maggots.

 

I wish the moon would explode.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but every piece of debris lands on top of you.

 

I wish I was undetectable to radioactive mutant bears. And telemarketers. Oh, and email spammers.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Done, done, and done... Too bad you're now detectable to the thousands of zombies that are in the area.

 

I wish telemarketers never existed, and that automated customer support, and automated telemarketers never existed.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but now you have to deal with thousands of door-to-door salesninjas that are impossible to say "no" to.

 

I wish Chuck Norris would stop randomly showing up to beat my head against my keyboar-yg;lkjnfgrewpmk

[somerandomsheepthathops]

Granted, Chuck Norris leaves; now you have Lord Genki to beat you to near death with a baseball bat every 15 minutes!

 

I wish I had my own personal cult :turned:

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but they have to sacrifice you, chop up your body, cremate the pieces, and spread your ashes across every continent and the moon in order for the cult to become official.

 

I wish birds would stop crapping on my car.

[somerandomsheepthathops]

That's a bad thing? You are really terrible at corrupting wishes Vyper! :teehee:

 

Anyway: Granted, they now carry homeless people over your car to crap on it. Thirty of them, an hour. Did I mention their all chili and beans diet?

 

I wish I had the ability to raise my own army of Sentient Tacos.

[Thor.]

Wish granted, they have no meat and they are vegetarian, as you scream in horror of the lack of meat product, they overwhelm you and eat you alive, while becoming the tacos meat of choice. Human flesh.

 

i wish i had one of these overpriced cards that seem like a bargain because what they do.

 

by the looks of it out performs the titan.

 

http://www.tigerdirect.ca/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=2580893&CatId=7387