brokenergy Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Granted, it increased by 500% in selected areas. Not including your house I wish for some sandwiches
The_Vyper Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Granted, but the buns are made of granite and the fillings are sea shells, coral, pyrite, & saw dust, and the condiments are motor oil, mercury, & bromine. I wish getting brakes replaced wasn't so bloody expensive.
billyro Posted June 16, 2014 Posted June 16, 2014 Granted, but the new brakes squeal. I wish it would stop raining for a few days so the mud would dry up.
mattlittlej Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Granted, but instead of rain you get hail and your house and car need extensive repairs. I wish my contacts would stop drying out so fast.
MalachiDelacot Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Granted. All the people in Midland you have contact with start hydrating themselves more often when they realizethere is not nearly enough humidity. Those that can not afford bottled water move to Port Arthur, wiselyavoiding living in the Houston area, except Galveston, which is totally acceptable. I wish I didn't miss Texas, especially the hospitality.
AaronOfMpls Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Granted. You find a new place, and miss it even more when you leave. I wish my knee didn't hurt.
MalachiDelacot Posted June 17, 2014 Posted June 17, 2014 Granted because it's not your knee that hurts, it's your elbow. If you quit doing hand stands, you wouldn't get your Anatomy confused. I wish I wasn't creeped out about AaronOfMpls' statement because next Monday, Carah and I are moving
brokenergy Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, you were okay... until he came to your house and started pestering Carah I wish I knew what my exam question were
The_Vyper Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. You know for precisely 2.468 seconds, but then you forget. You then decide to study every possible thing that could be on them, but you overdo it and have a psychotic break. You spend exam day randomly hurling yourself into the padded walls of a windowless room. I wish I could fold space and travel instantly to any destination I chose, without any ill effects.
AaronOfMpls Posted June 18, 2014 Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, one of your destinations has an angry bear coming right at you. I wish I hadn't inadvertently creeped out Malachi. Edited June 18, 2014 by AaronOfMpls
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