Corrupt a Wish(game)

[MalachiDelacot]

Too late ! ... um, I mean, Granted. It just seemed too happenstance you mentioned moving,

so we both relax, go get a few beers, talk, and share a pepperoni, pineapple, and Jalapeno pizza.

...ehh...still hungry...

 

I wish we had ordered a larger pizza.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you ordered a pizza so large it had to be delivered by a chinook. Unfortunately, the pilot hit the release button prematurely. As a result, your pizza falls a great distance before slamming into the ground and ending up all over your neighborhood.

 

I wish I would stop getting mauled by bears. It's...uncomfortable.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. You get mauled by wolves instead.

 

I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.

[mattlittlej]

Granted, you no longar have a reason to but but you still wake up early.

 

I wish I hadn't cracked my phone's screen.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but you had to pay $500 for it to be fix

 

I wish for games to have more colour

[billyro]

Granted: all games are now oversaturated.

 

I wish for an ultimate gaming computer.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you get a computer so advanced that nothing currently released will play on it.

 

I wish I could drive to Lake Ouachita in less than three hours.

[mattlittlej]

Granted, but you travel at such a speed that the G force breaks all your bones.

 

I wish my student loan debt was erased.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you were busted for fraud

 

I wish that I had money for the steam sale

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. You now have 1 additional cent to spend on games.

 

I wish Peter Steele from Type O Negative and Layne Staley from Alice in Chains were still alive.