Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted, it didn't such. It did however became a huge talk point of politics and the government privertized education

 

I wish for an idea for a master research project

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you decided to research why some individuals in Hollywood pay little-to-no attention to source material when adapting a property to film. While extremely thorough and enlightening, your paper is given a failing grade because M. Night Shyamalan is writing this chapter of your life and thought this would make an interesting twist.

 

I wish stomach viruses would stop bothering me.

[billyro]

Granted, they evolve into brain viruses and move north...

 

I wish things were normal once again.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. A bunch of things near you turn into a copy of Normal, Illinois. Researchers are stunned to find a perfect (if uninhabited) copy of a US town in your part of the world. They converge on it from all over the world for years to come.

 

I wish I had some chips and salsa.

[brokenergy]

Granted but they were cheap and tasted like cheap

 

I wish to win something

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you win a plastic cup with holes in the bottom.

 

I wish Chuck Norris would stop randomly showing up to smack my face against the keyboa rkahw dgkj ahgw ahgd wahgdakja

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Jackie Chan does it instead, hitting you with whatever's convenient in the room.

 

I wish I weighed less.

[alex2avs]

(resurrects thread)

 

Granted, you are now easily blown by the wind.

 

 

I wish i could sleep more.

Edited January 4, 2019 by alex2avs

[Deleted54170User]

Granted, but you dream you are still playing the last laggy video game you were frustrated by every time you get an extra minute of sleep.

 

 

I wish for a new game that plays for at least a couple of hours before it's flaw start showing up.

[3aq]

granted, enjoy fo76-- wait a minute..