Corrupt a Wish(game)

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but you no longer have an imagination and can't think of anything other than wishes.

 

I wish that dragons and centaurs never went extinct.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  You're now being attacked by a dragon and a centaur at the same time.

I wish more people would make wishes in here.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Granted but they will only aim to harm you.

 

I wish to have an infinite quantity of money.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  It's Monopoly money, but you still have an unlimited supply of it to trade.

I wish I made less typos on mobile.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Granted but you will have a thumb tendinitis.

 

I want to be able to instantly make any of my wishes come true.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but you are now stuck in a genie lamp

 

I wish compost didn't smell so bad

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  It now smells so heavenly, you bury your face in it and nearly suffocate every time you smell it.

I wish my car was a little newer.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Granted but it will full of electronic one of your enemies will hack so you have an accident which will leave you heavily weakened.

 

I wish to be immune against all the diseases.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  You get mobbed so much by medical researchers that you have to change your name and become a hermit somewhere to get any peace and quiet.

I wish summer wasn't quite as hot and humid here.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but it is now very cold and dry

 

I wish there was an infinite supply of oreos in my fridge