Corrupt a Wish(game)

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  They quickly collapse into a black hole, swallowing your fridge and your kitchen before falling through the ground to devour the Earth from the inside out.

I wish I'd learned to ride a bike better.  (As a kid, I was about as successful as Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.)

Edited May 20, 2024 by AaronOfMpls

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but you move so fast your bike blows up.

 

I wish the world never had a mongol empire. 

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  The world is changed so much that neither you nor I nor anyone else living today is born.  The world is populated by hundreds of millions of different people instead.  Enjoy our nonexistence!

I wish these wishes were less destructive.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Granted they will always be constructive, to be the point they will surround you with a thick wall and you will die there starving.

 

I wish to have the supreme cleverness so I always react the best possible way in any situation.

Edited June 15, 2024 by Oblivionaddicted

[GeorgeMittleton]

Granted but your IQ drops drastically 

 

I wish that humans could eat trees

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  So many trees get eaten that deforestation increases even more in a lot of countries.

I wish Patrick Stewart could grant wishes by saying "Make it so."

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but he turns into a balloon and then explodes via overload.

 

I wish that there was no sahara desert instead there was Mediterranean Shrubland biome.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  All the countries around it start fighting over the newly-green land.

I wish enough people jumped to Linux or Mac OS that MS would be kinda forced to make Windows less sucky to use.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but I would no longer be able to post since I use windows!

I wish people ate raw broccoli! 

[Oblivionaddicted]

Granted they will always fart close to you.

I want to speak all the existing and past languages.