Corrupt a Wish(game)

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  You keep slipping into dead languages that nobody else can understand.

I wish I'd lose a few pounds.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Granted but your as poor as a log in england and have become a bagger like they have in skyrim. LOL

I wish I had a few more euros!

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  You have €3 more than you did before.

I wish I could afford to go to Europe.

[Oblivionaddicted]

You just received a direct flight to a war zone in Ukraine.

 

I wish all the countries become democracies forever.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but the world became so peaceful it was boring so democracies started declaring war for fun.

 

I wish I had the funds to move to spain where I belong 

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  You end up with the most annoying neighbor in all of Spain.

I wish for whirled peas.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Wish granted but the wish machine did not understand and caused you to turn in to a pea. LOL

 

I wish I had a infinite amount of tacos!

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted.  They collapse into a black hole in the back of your fridge, almost certainly violating its warranty (among other problems).

I wish it wasn't so rainy on the 4th of July yesterday.

[GeorgeMittleton]

Granted but your holiday was canceled and replaced with an extended Canada day from the 1st of July to the 7nth.

 

I wish I had the money to leave North America and move to europe.

[BloodyRiz]

On 7/5/2024 at 10:21 AM, Drakefell01 said:

I wish I had the money to leave North America and move to europe.

Your wish is granted, however the EU has decided that American politcs is the way to go, and each country will now be officially applying for statehood.

I wish that I would never run out of cats to pet.