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Dear Guards:

 

You know that sneak skill you keep commenting on? The one that makes you think it's a good idea to tell me to keep my hands to myself? The one that causes you to call me "sneak-thief"? That sneak skill? It was trained for assassination, and it means I could kill you here on the street without repercussion. Say it again.

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Dear Giants,

 

Look, I have absolutely no intention whatsoever of harming you or your mammoths. So why do you always get mad and start swinging away with your clubs with the intention of launching me into the stratosphere every time I come near one of your camps? I mean... seriously... do you honestly think I am so stupid as to try to take on something that could stomp on me and them scrape me off of his foot on the nearest rock? Well, ok, I do take on dragons on a regular basis... but, hey... they attack first! But I don't kill the ones that leave me alone. So take a hint. No? Well, it looks like I'll be adding your toes to my alchemy ingredient collection, then.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Dragonborn (Peace out, man!)

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