The_Reaper Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Get lost old man , i haven´t got any rooms for you!Go puke it out somewhere else!*goes to serve another client saying* You probably dont even have 5 drakes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatrickandGoku Posted August 13, 2003 Author Share Posted August 13, 2003 OOC: Could you play the barkeep alittle longer. IC: The middle-aged man who is very insulted draws his massive broad sword and takes a mighty swing and cuts into the counter. As it sits there you see it is well polished and has a slight reflection from the dull light in the Tavern. The old man rips out his sword from the counter. He looks at the barkeep and says,"I’ll pay double and for the damages I’ve done if you lend me a room for the night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastoise Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Dammit! I need a bouncer! Replies the bartender. Picking up his Dwemer Speak-O-Phone, he dials the number for a rent-a-bouncer. After pciking through some vicious sounding naes, he settles on a redguard named, "Fluffy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Reaper Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 "Unimpressed at the show of force by the puny old man the barkeeper says laughing"You´ll pay 10 drakes? I think i´m gonna retire!!Fine! Up the stairs, first room to your left, just don´t make me laugh more or i´ll have to go to the bathroom! OOC: what are u doing blastoise?! :huh: I´m the barkeeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastoise Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Fluffy walks into the bar, his dwemer crossbow strapped to his thigh. "Man, you have nice thighs!" remarks one facinated High Elf, aptly titled, Ned Flanders.Fluffy walks up to the washed-up old man, and barks GET OUT YOU MOTHERF-KING DEADBEAT!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP!!!!!!! TEAR!!!!!!!!! MUST KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fluffy throws his crossbow to Ned FLanders, and pulls out a rare daedric crossbow. "Ohmigosh!" Exclaims Ned. Fluffy gingerly puts a rare daedric bolt onto his crossbow. Ned Flanders is heard in the background squealing in delight. BAM! THe bolt flies out like a tetosterone-fueled race horse. [go to bullet time] the old man extends out his gnarly hand and catches the bolt just centimeters from his chest. "Ohmigosh" exclaims Ned Flanders, who promptly faints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Reaper Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Whuoaahhh!!what have you been drinking old man?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastoise Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 OCC: Dude, are you working in a day job? "I'll tell you, if you relinquish your daedric crossbow" Ned Flanders is seen wetting himself in the background. MY BEST WEAPON!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU!!!!!!!??? F-KING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? this weapon was passed down in the family from my dad Pop Je, whose bone is still somewhere in Vvardenfell. "So be it, but I'll tell you this Dagoth Ur is still alive." Ned Flanders giggles and then faints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Reaper Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Occ:what? :huh: why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sep245 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 OCC: Because posting during the daytime is just sooooo suspicious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Reaper Posted August 14, 2003 Share Posted August 14, 2003 OCC: Hello..... anyone...... :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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