Happifase Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... [mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue] ...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! Haha yes, I'm always laughing. But that's fun, isn't it? No sad faces for me. It's really fun being a Joker, especially when people give you the weird looks, my day can't break at that point. Oh wait, it can't break but it can... It can blow up! [maniac laugh] Oh, let me see how this goes again, I've been out of this business for a way too long time... [presses detonator button] There it goes, what a beauty. It's always fun to blow random buildings up, it looks magnificent, doesn't it? Anyhow, I think you're here to know who I am then? Here it goes, be prepared! So I'm the Joker, or at least, that's what people call me. [maniac laugh] I'm a psychopath with no rules, well maybe one; There are no rules! That's what makes it so fun being a psychopath. No, damn, rules. Hmm, this makes me want to play a game... So I'll be off, bye! [long maniac laugh] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer G Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I love that movie....funny thing is I can make myself sound just like the joker and I remember many of his lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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