Simply amazing detail.

[CocoaButter]

The husk of the corn smelled of fresh...corn as I walked trough the field. Something flew overhead, but I only saw its shadow as portrayed by the moonlight. It was big. Suddenly a dragon swooped down. I did the bravest thing any man could do in that situation. I screamed like a 12 year old girl and pissed myself. The dragon came to land, giving me some kind of taunt.. but as he landed he managed to land on the scarecrow and drove a spike into his heart. Aren't these things meant to be intelligent? Immediately afterwards I heard it. It echoed trough the freshly flogged corn fields like the whisper of a howling monkey on crack. Dovakien.. Dovakien! I had to follow the sound. I was clearly scared... Regardless I followed the noise. Before long the ground was as if there was no dirt.. the entire soil turned as rock. The horizon lit up bright bluish white just before I woke up in the hospital. They said the found me on the road after getting hit by a car, in the fetal position, moaning Dovakien. .....Don't do shrooms and play skyrim.

 

 

((Purely for laughs. I dont endorse drugs, dragons, or screaming like a little girl.))

[CocoaButter]

Shortly after being released from the hospital i decided to go to magictube and fuel my addiction once more. I began searching mods.. My mind began to reel in a glorious stupor over skyooma'rim. I soon however was sobered by a sickening realization. I was not the only one with this disease...

 

With the new biometric eyeball mod (endorsed) someone else managed to take this video..

 

 

This disease is getting bad.. I keep calling the Center for Dragon Control but they keep saying "were a pizza shop stop calling us!!"

 

im at a loss here ladies and gents... please tell me im not alone.

 

 

((not me in video, again, just being funny, spade or nuter your pets))