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LOL these vamps and warewolfs are hurting my business, at this rate i might have to close down do to the murders and such bad for business.
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stop being so racist Wasder.

anyway vampires don't 'eat' people like you do.

they just drain them of blood. more civilised.

 

no don't close down!

if busnes drops i will happily invest.

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they drink blood.but drinking someone's blood is alot different than eating them.

 

yeah.i'll invest too......maybe.

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[my anubis charicter walks in from my mod what i am working on very drunk on wisky and anything under the sink]

 

'how do you... you think i feel... i am half werewolf... half vampire... OH LOOK A KITTY'

 

anubis then jumps on the bar table and starts to chase the cat around the bar. as he does he knocks over many tables and chairs

wilst he is chasing the cat and licking his lips. he spills the blood what vampires had maniged to sneek in behind thor's back over every one in the

chaos and chases the cat outside. this is followed by a horrable waling screem and a lould burp what was followed by a very loud shout of...

 

''I... I FEEL LIKE A KYBAB!!!''

 

anubis [and not the one already in the bar] walks of into the night hunting for kybabs and the left over floor polish under the sink.

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okay...

oh great another Anubis guy.

how unoriginal

 

oi Thor want me to shoot that thing next time it comes in?

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C'mon Thor if it's bad for business, just start keeping a Tap of Blood available for the Vamps, not to mention raw and fresh cow meat for The Warewolves......it's not that hard and you'd create a new customer base.

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