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*Comes in, Walks to a Stool, Sits, Puts his 44 Magnum plus Minime As well as Mini-nuke on the Table, Smokes a fully American Made Cuban (lol.) Order's a Scotch then Starts Eating Hot dog and then Turns to the bartender and says:* "Wanna Hear a Blonde joke?"
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yeah.they would wasder.

Well, good thing there's nothing left of the bodies. Oh hell! You didn't hear nothing. Hey Ihoe, same guns! .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and It will blow your head clean off. :biggrin:

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*the police soon find the corpse of the dead officer*

 

Officer : It appears the shooter fired 70 bullets into him.

 

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn55/Lord_Slyther234/hl22009-01-0214-58-28-25.jpg

 

*meanwhile inside*

 

I'm not going to arrest anyone tonight, wasder. I'm off duty right now.

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Phew. However... I do feel funny...

 

Heh heh! Had too much Guinness?

 

*drinks a bottle of Carlsburg*

 

Now I'd say I have my military equipment right here for now. The firearms are used only outside the bar though.

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I guess that make us uneven,, lol

 

*police walk in the bar*

 

Officer : We have found our officer. He had 70 bullets in his body. The fingerprint signature on the bullets looked like a demonic,,, being held it...

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