keylek3 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 WHAT MORTAL [keylek looks in a mirror but his hair still looks long and black as midnight] HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO LIE MORTAL BEFORE YOU GET THE POINT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 *Somewhere else* - Oh, that annoying man finally left. Hmmm, I might have agreed to quickly, I somehow don't feel satisfied. On the other hand I no longer feel angry enough to cause disasters. Whatever should I do... Oh, yes...*Hecate disappears in a pillar of black fire and transports herself to a beautiful paradise-like place, flowers, rabbits, cupids flying in the air. She walks to meet a beautiful woman with golden hair* - Oh, hi there, Hecate. What happened? Will we have a ball? - Eventually, dear Aphrodite. But now I came over such minor thing, I don't even know if I should bother you. - Of course you should! I'll do anything for a friend. - Well... do you see that young man? *Points at a magic pool that starts showing a vision* - Oooooh, such a cute boy, I like him so much! But he looks so grim... - *Sigh* Nympho. *Loudly* Yes, well, that's the problem. This poor man is so unhappy. I thought you might cheer him up. - Of course! I... - No, conventional methods won't work. I have an idea *Whispers to Aphrodite's ear* - How wonderful! You're so smart, Hecate! - *Whatever* And you're so kind. - I'll do it right away! Look!*Back in the bar keylek3's hair suddently transform into beautiful pink flowers which emit gentle smell* - *Giggle* And make them regrowable, darling. You don't want him to lose such a beauty, do you? - Um... okay. wasder, did you do... that? *Points at keylek3*Actually there's some pretty good evidence that I didn't. If you're wondering how I knew, well, I'd rather not say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarya Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Oh my... he can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Oh my... he can't see it.Do you think he can smell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarya Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I don't know, probably. He may simply fail to realise it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylek3 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 [KEYLEKS EYES GOES RED AGAIN BECAUSE OF ANGER BUILDING UP INSIDE HIM] SO WASDER, YOU LIKE FLOWERS THEN... WELL GET DROWNED IN THEM! [millions of rose pettals rain from the sky over wasder, so many that he gets completly berried by them] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 *Petals burn up* What was that for? And if I wanted to give you stupid hair, you'd have a hundred willys on your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarya Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 wasder, do you think it has any connection to broken Caps Lock on his keyboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keylek3 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 [keylek sets his own hair on fire, when the fire has burned all his hair, he then casts a spell and his hair turns back to a nice thick long black quality] happy now flower boy... maybe you should be the flower girl, you would look good in a dress wasder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Possibly. Either that or he likes shouting. JD here please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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