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1) If there is ANY way to do that, we could check if a "John Titor" was actually born in 1998.

 

2) Someone with a good scientific knowledge could check the scans that John has made from his "time machine" manual, and tell us if they are, at least, plausible

Titor is definately not this guys name because Titor actually means Time travel or something thats just his alias I guess.

 

Well if this guy is right about a civil war in the U.S then I'm going to run for the mountains and invest in hydrogen fuel cells.

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Hmmm...can we say "hoax" real slow like 400,000 times? Just to make sure we get it?

 

From the provided web board a member posts:

 

01-29-2001 03:48 PM Profile My Posts Edit IP: Logged

 

Mike Kolesnik

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Registered: Nov 2000

Posts: 20

OK John, Answer just a FEW questions.

Ho hum...ANOTHER time travler.

Well, time to run him thru the BS o'meter.

 

Did you ever notice how time travlers never specify events that happen in the NEAR future? As in a week to a month or so. The reason why is because then people could check on these "events" to determine if they have happened or not.

Well John, answer a few questions that any person from the future should know (or at least have easy access to)

 

1. What was the final death count in the recent India earthquake?

2. What is the "Ginger" (IT) invention?

3. Who wins the Stanley Cup (Hockey) this year?

 

To which our intrepid time dork replied:

 

01-29-2001 08:02 PM Profile Email Home My Posts Edit IP: Logged

 

John Titor

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Registered: Jan 2001

Posts: 78

How do you figure I have easy access? I can appreciate your skepticism but I must admit I’m confused by your choice of questions. I fail to understand why a time traveler would be expected to know the details you ask. Right now, do any of you know the details of the first week in February for 1970? For that matter, could you tell me from memory if it rained in Atlanta last week? Is a sports almanac a required or expected piece of equipment for all “time machines”?

 

At least you didn’t ask the standard “what stocks should I buy” question. Interesting that no one ever asks which stocks to sell. I’m sure my answers will be quite unsatisfying but you should know I do not want your unshakable faith nor do I think anyone should give it so easily if a “time traveler” were able to answer those questions.

 

In fact, over this medium, it’s impossible to prove I’m a time traveler, therefore, it’s impossible to believe. Actually, I depend on that a great deal so I don’t have to worry about being picked up by your friendly law enforcement officers. What do you think they would do with two micro-singularities?

 

So here goes...

 

(1). I have no idea.

(2). It looks like some sort of motorized scooter. What do you think “IT” is?

(3). I know this one but I think it would be unfair and immoral for anyone to win a bet based on something I’ve told them.

 

 

Yeah, so for anyone who really believes this I have a large bridge for sale in Brooklyn that I would be willing to part with for cheap. You can view it at this site:

Bridge for Sale

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Fake, but amusing.

 

Conspiracy theories lurk in many corners, but seriously, even if you're into believing that sort of thing... come on, you can do better than this crap. :P

 

Though... if a civil war WILL start in '04-'05... I'll start becoming pretty creeped out, I admit. ;)

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i live in the u.s and the only way a civil war will start is if michal jackson is found not guilty, or if shaquil oneal learns to actually make a freethrow

 

 

 

read these proofs

 

 

scroll down and look at the lazer picture

 

 

he says that it was bent by a gravitational field outside of the machine look at it closely and it starts to bend inside the machine and you can make the same visual effect by shining a red light through a thin plastic strip like a hose except no hole in the middle. in his other statements he says that they create micro singularities or mini black holes and black hole absorbs all light so it wouldnt bend it would dissapear thats if black holes exist

 

 

and wouldnt they have better cameras in the future?

 

also if you look at the drawing of the "fields" that are created outside the machine there isnt one on the side

 

 

mad cow disease is not going to be a major killer it happens in minor cases and any way why dont we all just eat cabbage

 

 

 

 

oh yeah and thank you captain obvious

 

i wanted to say that

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