Thor. Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 If you have any funny saying please be my guessed and post them here. --------------------------------------------------------Rules no racess jokes please.Humour only--------------------------------------------------------- Example General Hammond:"Colonel Oneill, what the hell do you think you're doing!"Jack:"In the middle of my backswing!" (Lame eh, please do better then this) (Anything goes.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michlo Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Ooh, don't get me started. These might not be quite what you were looking for but I've been discussing with colleagues just recently how whacky English can be (and since I'm British I'm allowed to say that, hehe). For instance, why do people feel a need to say: "To be honest with you...." - are they NOT honest usually then? :Por "Not to mention the ....... " and then they mention it! :P I've got loads of those but again, that might not be what you were hoping for. heh. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 I was more thinking in the lines of if you saw some saying on the streets or at a party that sort of thing, it can be short to but has to have some humour in it. Still anything goes, humour only. Repeat there is still no real limit just make them funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michlo Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I was more thinking in the lines of if you saw some saying on the streets or at a party that sort of thing, it can be short to but has to have some humour in it. Still anything goes, humour only. Repeat there is still no real limit just make them funny. So mine weren't funny? *sniffs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 lol sorry if i effended you he, he, i never said yours weren't funny did i ?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 "Look, if we can't fix it with duct-tape, baling wire, or 550-cord, then we can't fix it in under 15 minutes, so that means it'll be down for the rest of the mission, sir."-SSG Frank Ryan, when asked why he handed a roll of duct-tape to a soldier for repairing a malfunctioning radio- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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