Facts you find funny

[Unavi]

Hello everyone, i am a little bored so i tought about starting a new topic:

 

write and discuss facts you find funny in Oblivion but you don't mind to fixing them.

 

Here's mine: i find it strange/funny that Goblins carry lockpicks...aren't this cratures suposed to be clumbsy and not able to use them? :P

 

the second one is a pretty comon i supouse....no toilets but large sewers - this doesn't seem right to me :D

 

well anyway...stop by and share your thoughs! :happy:

[spyro1201]

OK here you go:

 

1 Obviously Cyrodyl has never heard of a cow,because there is no milk anywhere,no cows either

2 Paint brushes have a bigger potential that being simple a tool to paint with.

3 Water and empty bottles magically appear in the player's inventory when making potions/poisons

4 1 bilion gold coins weigh lighter that a feather

5 You can slice and dice people all you want,you can kill them,but not even the slightest cut in the skin/clothes is seen

6 Guards have telepathy.If you steal something and get caught,active immediately EVERY guard in Tamriel knows about it.

7 In addition to the previous one - the guards with literally slaughter you if you,even if you steal the simplest of carrots

8 You can kill every single killable and non killable person,leaving the Empire defenseless,and the other empires don't give a damn about it.

9 Mudcrabs are bravely stupid

10 The flames at Kvatch are magical,they NEVER burn out,despite the eternal rainstorm over it

11 Uriel Septim,the one we all saw murdered,was a bigger idiot than we expected.You recall him going through the prison with only 3 guards,from which only one of them survives.Not to mention leading out of the sewers.Is he THAT dumb as to call a legion of soldiers to stay with him 24/7,AND just walk out the city from the city the normal way.

12 All male els,whether dark,high or wood have the same voice,same goes for the females.

 

Thats all i can think up for now.

[Wander]

Here are some of mine:

-Food Never Spoils!

-Potions are apparently very tasty and healthy for you, cause they drink em like water.

-No Drinkable Water!, only alcohol and Potions.

-Highwaymen are FEARLESS!!!

-You can buy spells, how does that work?

-Whenever a person dies, they have a personal gravity field to make sure they land nice and soft! :happy:

 

No matter what though, this is an absolutely amazing game. I love it! Thank you Bethesda for making such a great game, sure it has it's share of problems, but what doesn't? Cheers.

[Unavi]

hehe that's the spirit :D

 

Oblivion is a great game and this *ehm* small thins only make the expirience better and funier...atleast for me ;)

 

holy smoke i have never tought about the facts you writed but they are pretty funny :D

[Wander]

Thanks! Kudos to you for your Kindness! Also, have you ever noticed that nearly every magic selling NPC can recharge you stuff through a spell, but no one will ever sell it to you? Lol, it would be a bit unbalancing, but still. :mage:

[LoginToDownload]

I get a kick out of the Bandit reading Immortal Blood outside of Vilverin with garlic over his tent.

[dezdimona]

why are there horses but no road apples?

[Wander]

Hahahaha, nice.

True though. Also is it just me or do Cyrodillians import most of everything, meat wise at least, there are very few of the meat making animals eaten in Cyrodil, present in Vanilla Oblivion.

[dezdimona]

sheep I see,but never cattle or swine of any kind.Maybe fish?

[Killslasher]

1.You can wait as long as you want when it comes to quests. For example, "You must find Martin before the enemy does." even though you can wait as long as you want.

2.Time is frozen when you pick locks.

3.Containers can hold LOADS of items.

4.You can kill 20 guards while a citizen is in a city. You then pay off you bounty, and they act like nothing happened, even though dead, looted, bodies of guards lay scattered across the floor. (Well they do corpse check, but they just walk on as if nothing happened.)

 

I found those a bit interesting to talk about.