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Why don't guards use magic instead of bows or swords? They only use it to heal themselves (with the exception of mages guards)
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Why are Teddy Bears so large and hard to move around Cyrodil

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Does Tamriel even need a hero it seems like all the guards are near superman like status.
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Does Tamriel even need a hero it seems like all the guards are near superman like status.
Ah, but their power is tied to that of the player, so they need a hero-by-proxy to become powerful. Also, they're lazy.
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Maybe not IN Oblivion but it is related to Oblivion. That lots of people is complaining about unrealistic things, and even want mods to fix them, but never complain about or want to remove the monsters, giant rats, ghosts, goblins, trolls, the Daedra, the magic, elves and orcs, giant talking lizards, and other things.
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ive noticed that in morrowind there are so many different monster, while in oblivion thereis what... less that thirty (different named goblins dont count, neither do differently named daedralike markynza or kynreeve) an dhow in morrowing their monsters are more fictional and some dont fight

but oblivion's oblvion monsters take morrowind down llike a sack of old potatoes

 

ive also noticed that even if youre a vampire, vampires still try too kill you

also, mauradurs never really... maurad

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