Jenlyn Fayre

Where is the FAQ here? I don't see it. :huh2:

Funny you should mention this, Gabbe-- that's the next funny thing I was going to mention next! Drughs also have a habit of sticking up out of the ground, too. When I kill 'em, they actually still "float!" Har har har! That's funny! I was in Vos the other day and I bought a slave. Then I went to the docks there in town. I ran there, actually. The Kajit slave was far behind me and when I turned around to watch him catch up, he fell into the water. I couldn't find him, so I went back and bought another slave-- a little Bosmer man. When we came to the docks, lo and behold, there was my Kajit slave floating face down in the water. I ran into the water and jumped over to him-- and so did my new slave. Needless to say, he drowned too. My third slave lasted a little while longer. At least until I accidently hacked him with my daidric dai-katana while fighting a rat. Whoopsie! :rolleyes: LOLOLOLOL! That's hilarious! Can't wait to see this stuff! Ahh, those crazy game developers. But then, I'd do the same thing. 2 ashpiles+Dwemer tube+steam generated engine= an ancient Dwemer vibe LOL!

The other day I went to Suran to complete a quest. To my shock, all that was left of Suran was the Silt Strider port! There was nothing else there AT ALL. However, when I switched to my local map, everything was there where it was supposed to be, but the city wasn't! I really panicked! I had kicked the butt of some Third House people in the main quest and thought this was a consequence of that! I saved the game, quit and re-loaded it. Now the flags in Suran had reappeared (hanging on NOTHING, btw) as had the doors to the buildings-- but that was it! I was able to enter the buildings, so that was a relief. Eventually, I had to leave Suran and when I returned "days" later in the game, the city was restored to normal! Now when I look back on when the city was invisible, I have to laugh. The guards and other NPCs were all walking around the hills. It was pretty funny to see doorways just hanging in mid-air too. Funniest of all, I ran into a "dreamer" guy who was pretty pissed off with me. Know where I ran into him? In the water! That's right, he swam by me, said that others were going to "feast on my flesh," and kept right on swimming! Man, that was funny! I laugh sitting here just thinking about it! I know it was just a glitch, but it was amusing-- at least when the city re-appeared it was. Has this happened to anyone else?

Thanks, Gabbe, but I have MW for Xbox.

I heard that phrase from an NPC that someone here spoke about. They said: "It just stood there, holding its tail and whispering. What did it say? Another funny phrase I've heard is: "Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Everywhere dirt." Wish I could have them say custom phrases of my choosing! That would be hilarious!

I haven't heard the comment about teleporting, but I've heard other comments from NPCs that were just as funny and confusing. As to why Vivec growls, maybe he was originally supposed to be a Kajit god, but when they changed it they forgot to change the sounds? I say this because Kajits growl when they are fighting. Just a thought. Yeah, I hate that too. I was so pissed off when I first heard it! I'm level 15 now. Maybe I'll go back to Suran sometime (I think that's where it was) and attack the ordinator I saw in the basement. There was some verrryy nice ebony armor in the same room as the arrogant s'wit...

I've gotten that funny comment from a couple of NPC's in the game, but I usually get it from the woman you first run into at the Southwall Cornerclub in Balmora. I think her same is Silimie or something like that. I pumped up her disposition towards me to get a code book from her and ever since she cracks this joke to me once in a while! Where have you heard that Orcs eat mermaid? Are there mermaids in MW? I'd love to see one because I just love mermaids!!! BTW, I'm impressed that thread is on it's 6th page already! I'm enjoying everyone telling about the funny glitches and other things they've seen in MW!

One of the funniest lines from an NPC I've heard so far was: "Have you seen any elves?! Mwwahahahahahaaha!"

What is COC?

Oh, so they're ash pits, huh? It looks like mud to me. I guess it's more of a warm ash-mud bath-- like the kind you can get at a spa in California! I didn't emerge with any blight disease. Know what? If I had the ability to create a mod, I'd create a resort! It would be like, 500 drakes a night to stay there. I'd make nice hotel rooms, an indoor garden and a restaurant specilizing in muck soufflees! Maybe some kind of swimming pool. I think in a lower part of the resort, I'd make a spa and put some of these ash craters in there, too! LOL!!

I've picked up a funny new habit in MW. Every time I kill a person, I "pants" them. Meaning, I take their goodies ($$, valuable weapons/armor), but I also take their pants. I proudly consider it my "calling card." If I return to an area and find a body wearing everything but their leopard skin undies, then I'll know I've been there before. I came across 3 people around a campfire last night who immediately called me nasty names (you n'wah! S'wit! Hmm... maybe I'll try these out on my co-irkers...), and attacked me. I killed 'em, pants 'em and threw their pants into the fire. Well, tried to, anyway. It seems that when you throw things into campfires in MW, they don't actually burn! You can even reach into the fire and get the stuff back out! Still, I was laughing like crazy, throwing about 8 pairs of pants into the fire (I had some from my other "victims.")!! MWWAAAHAHAHAHA-- LET 'EM ROAST!! Another funny thing I did in MW. I was in the Ashlands area and came across some shallow craters with black, bubbling lava in them. At least I think it's lava. It's not the glowing, red lava. Anyway, I wanted to see what would happen if I jumped into the crater. Guess what? I didn't get hurt! So, I spent the next several minutes treating myself to an intensely warm "lava sauna treatment." Ahhhhh... it's wonderful on those muscles that are so achy and tired from all that walking and claymore hacking... :) God, I love this game.

Why, what will happen ultimately? Will it mess up the integrity of the game and ruin the main quest?

So both Divine/Almsivi intervention will take you to whatever temple is nearest to you?

A cross between a sloth and a toad?? :rolleyes:

Thanks, everyone. I took the note and used Divine Intervention, which took me to the shrine right there in Gnisis! Gave the note to Darius, then returned to the barracks to "finish the job!" :whistling: As soon as I got in the door, I summoned a Golden Saint to help me take on the whole bunch. Only the one cult member came after me, and I let him hit me once so it was plainly see that "moooommmm, he started it!" Then, when I attacked him, he was the only one who faught me. I wasted a perfectly good Saint for nuthin'! Well, at least I got to see what one looks like. Sheesh, I wish I could have one of THOSE as a traveling companion! Beautiful AND deadly! We'd be the "Thelma & Louise" of MW!