My army can't be taken out of Oblivion you say? Well, I guess I will have to just conquer the realms of all the bad daedra lords. I will start with Mehrunes Dagon's realm, then I think I might move on to the realm of Malacath and the realm of Molag Baal. After that I will decide which other daedra lords are the most detestable. I want my army to be made of 250 player characters. Given enough time, one player character can kill 1000 NPCs or creatures. My army will easily be able to subdue the armies of Oblivion, even if it is made of 250,000 monsters. My army will be a rather motley crew. There will be no dress code, and all character classes are welcome. Player characters are highly individualistic. I am sure there will be warriors, mages, lots and lots of battlemages and spellswords, and a few theives and members of other classes. I think I will remodel the tallest sigil keep I can find and make it my castle, unless I conquer some realm of Oblivion with a nicer climate. I will also need my own Oblivion gate so I can go visit Tamriel when I feel like it. But if Martin and that stupid "Hero of Kvatch" fellow have their way, I will be stuck in Oblivion. The people of Tamriel will probably start calling me Mehrunes Dagon, but I will try to have a better reputation than he did.
