rickythecat

Ah, yes... Of- Of course I knew that! Of course. I was just testing your loyalty to the cause, is all! You know, better safe than sorry, and all that, right? H-ha haha? Ahem. Well, I'll... just be going, now... You know, a lot of paperwork to fill out about the accident- I mean renovation, of course- in BB7/a3. And I'll get that 187 sent your way... soon. Yes, very soon!

Ehh, well, I would, but it seems that that'll no longer be necessary. I just got work from the boys down in Utilities that Warehouse BB7/a3 has, ah, been... formatted, as it were. This may be a result of storing our Matter Formatters there, but it's all speculation at this point. What's important is, that I have these great new designs for a Henchmen Breakroom/Sauna/Interrogation Chamber in the gaping hole where BB7/a3 used to be! Now, if I could just get you to sign in blue ink on this line, green ink on this line, and put a small scalp sample in this bag, I can start... Wait. You wanted an SF187. Why would you want an SF187? You're not in the proper Information Sphere to even SEE an SF187! Tell me, how many Loyalty Pointz do you have?! I'm considering reporting this to Lord Garett!

Wait, wait, wait... That was GARY who I was scraping off the walls? Aw, man, that's such a bummer! I've known Gary since Henchman-Camp '87! Still, I can totally see him going out like that... One time, he chugged ALL of Master-Crash's mystery tonics on a dare, and transformed into a stone statue for like, two hours. Dude, Master-Crash was so pissed, he almost tossed statue-Gary into the lake... What fun we shared. Of course, I lost touch with him once I was accepted into the Dangertorium of Villainy (Class of '91, woo!) Got a Double-major in Mad Engineering and Needless Bureaucracy. Anyway, on to business... I've got these blueprints here, for a couple of Super-High-Density Matter-Formatting-Hypnoplanes? But first I'll need two signiatures, a stamp of approval, a stamp of redirection, a stamp of approval for the smap of redirection, and a wax seal with a raven on it. I mean, I've got my whole build crew ready, and our warehouse is already stocked with supplies, I just need the authorisation...

Hee hee hee hee! You can always help yourself to some of MY despair! I believe you'll find that it's just... TO DIE FOR! HA HA HA. Or would you rather have some of this hot beef stew I just set out? I believe you'll find it... ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS! HA HA HA

I like that I'm introduced like that. But there's so many other things I like... I guess I have no choice but to start listing. I like Heath Ledger ans the Joker and I like Christian Bale as Batman. It. Just. Works. I like flossing! I don't know why! I just do! I like that, when you think about it, "The Grand Canyon" is a really unoriginal name. I like being the only one in a room laughing my arse off. I also like it when others join in. I like it when people have terrible vacations, because terrible vacations make for great stories. I like to collect random machine parts that I find near railroad tracks. If I keep collecting the way I do, I'll probably have enough to build my own train soon. I like turn-of-the-century clothing. I love really old movies. On a related note, I love hilariously bad movies. I like that my sleep schedule has dissolved into a 6-hours-awake/6-hours-asleep sort of deal. I like bizarre foreign music. I like bizarre foreign anything, actually. I like that, in some parts of the forums, I'm something of a bogey-man. I like Kafka. I think he's really funny. I like Dostoyevsky. I think it's funny how irredeemably depressing he is. The same goes for Tom Waits. And I like that the drawn-out drama in this thread is finally coming to a close, so that I can post things like this. Thanks.

I like those old, 1950's depiction of robots. All aerodynamic and covered in rivets and mysterious gauges...

I like that Chesto seems to be on a mind adventure. Keep ridin' that synaptic wave, old friend.

Aww, you can still be the sniveling lackey! loyal to a fault, but weak and cowardly! You'd be assigned obscenely imortant missions, despite being nowhere near competent enough to fulfill them! Also, we'd be bitter enemies. Wouldn't that be nice?

I liked the superman movie where he fought the Soviets! There! I admit it! It's true!

No problem, glad I could help!

No, Tyreil, I'm afraid not. You see, if you had actually read the first and only post in this thread, you would have seen that what you have presented is pretty irrelevant. Nice try, though, maybe you'll be useful someday. Anyway. Bullseye, I think that this is closer to what you're looking for. It adds unique sets of polearms, including Halberds, in most of the metal styles. Of course, if you're asking for different styles of the specific halberd you pictured, however, then that would be a different matter. It would be a relatively simple task, though it would be time consuming, and I'm a bit busy at the moment, I'm afraid. Still, if I find time I'll see if I can help out. The halberd is one of my favorite weapons too, so this would be a fun mod to have. Hope I helped.

And, of course, I will never be punished beyond being called an imbecile or assigned some mildly demeaning labour. This means that, no matter how many times my treachery is exposed, I can always try again. It won't be long before my exploits are played for mere comic relief, and no longer treated as a real threat, much to my chagrin. I think this'll work out great.

Ooh, hey, could I be you conniving subordinate who is always waiting for the perfect opportunity to do away with you and seize control?

I'd donate to charity, you selfish male without a father. Gods only know how many beggars there are out on the street... And it's smug bourgeoisie Imperial scum like you that keep them there!

If you read my post, you would have noticed me explicitly stating that I would do no such thing. See, I'm basically a ridiculous Guilty Gear fan, and I think the best thing that could happen to Oblivion would be for it to become more like GG. So, until they make a mod that adds a playable Faust race, then this is the project I am most willing to commit to.

Yes, yes! A million times, YES!! Aellyth, because of your fantastic taste in fighting games, you are my new official Favorite Person! This fantastic priveledge grants you benefits such as: -I will not outright ridicule with my cruel satiric skills! -I will not lie to or about you for basically no reason! -I might actually offer constructive advice to you! Anyway, as far as this mod goes, I am willing to do everything in my power to assist in its creation. I'm a pretty competent texture artist, and I have a lot of... experience with the GG artwork. Still, it looks like some custom meshes will be required for this one, and those can be hard to come by... So, until some kindly modeller comes along, not much can be done, I'm afraid.

I thought it was strange that, even though there was some war going on between cyrodiil and the forces of an evil Daedra Lord, all people wanted to talk about was chocolate. I mean, seriously, they won't shut up about it. Hell, this games chocolate-fascination could be a thread of its own.

Perhaps the same could be said of (almost) all female armour mods.