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A: Well, they used to many millions of years ago but since they don't have fingers, they couldn't finger out the wax build-up. So, evolution took over. Q: Why don't birds have fingers?

A: Because when the beans are grouped in any number other than 5, weird things happen. Group together six beans and they grow into curious anthropomorphized pine trees seeking answers as to why they smell like all the other evergreens. My grandmother once grouped together seven beans and had a hell of a time chasing all the know-it-all cooks out of her kitchen. Q: Why does water freeze at 32 degrees fahrenheit?

If there is any way for you to run your game through a terminal, I'd do that. At least then you'd get a readout of what's happening behind the scenes. For me, that's an essential diagnostic tool when modding Morrowind. If something's not proper with the game, it'll tell you. But, did you address the issue @HeyYou brought up about the missing meshes? That screenshot was further down so I didn't see it when I first replied. Also, if your game is crashing at the loading screen, it usually means the game engine couldn't find a major component and bailed. I'd check your set-up again. I have to ask though: If the problem persisted after disabling all the extra mods leaving only the DLC, maybe the problem exists within the DLC. Is it possible your download is getting corrupted?

A: Reverse Tubology Q: How was Mount Rushmore created?

Right! Thanks for the clarification.

From looking at just the few two 'screenshots', it appears that you have quite a few mods to sort out. That being said, in my opinion, it would be easier for someone to assist you if you took some actual screenshots. PrtScr on the upper right side of your keyboard should bring up the screenshot dialogue. I'm on Linux but Windows should be the same. Then, taking note of where you save them, attach them here. If not this time then for future reference.

I'm not a masochist so I'll opt for the latter, a single episode once per month. Would you rather ride downhill on a skateboard or a fixed gear bicycle?

The beta phase for the new user profile layout ended yesterday and, as far as I know, cannot be changed back. Someone please correct me if I'm mistaken.

Coughs that smoke are from marijuana. I know because it's happening now. I tried to hold it in. But snot shot out my nose. I may have a smoking problem. However, there is a bright side. Despite the boogers on my shirt, THC effectiveness was far from diminished. I can always wash my shirt.

A: If it's always raining on your holidays, it's because you have the Rainy Day Life Simulation software package installed. Before birth, humans are assigned a comprehensive assortment of life simulation packages according to choices your parents make. My parents did the same thing to me so I contacted the National Bureau of Applied Consciousness and, for a nominal fee, had my software updated to include nothing but sunny holidays. Now, if I could only do something about the Girlfriend software simulations. I seem to get all the crazies. I notified the NBAC and they said they're working on a new simulation. Apparently, my current simulation was based off of Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct. Q: Why are puppies so damned cute?

Relax, barrettsfloyd. You're not the only aging gamer here. I passively played Pong and Atari's other offerings (Asteroids, Centipede, Pac-Man) on the 2600 back in the '80s but it wasn't until the first release of the Playstation that I became a full-on gaming addict with the game Diablo. I was so engrossed in that game that I lost my job.

Greetings to you, Morticia01 and welcome! If you're worried about exceeding the maximum character count in posting, I don't think there is any.

I don't think there is any deeper meaning to the random statements spoken by some NPCs. With the exception of adding spice to your game playing experience, I believe them to be simply that... random. However, I could be mistaken. If you would like to scour the Unofficial Elder Scroll pages for answers, I'd suggest looking in the Lore section.

I have mixed feelings about AI in general. But when used in this application, illegalities and unethical practices aside, it only serves to further blur the lines between fact and fiction, reality and fantasy, truth and lies. Is that something we really need? To quote Maynard J. Keenan from the song Grey Area, 'No more real, no more lie. This is the age of confusion. Obliterating the lines here in the digital paradigm.' It really takes a great deal of mindfulness and vigilant fact-checking to differentiate between the two nowadays. But I'm a reasonable person, reasonable enough to realize that AI is a juggernaut with little chance of being stopped. At the very least, I believe we need to be regulating it heavily while we still can. Just my opinion.

A: That was a fluke in design when breeders were curling the pug's tail. One guy pulled too hard when curling effectively flattening it's face. They were just gonna throw that one away but Queen Elizabeth recognized the practicality in the pug's design when utilized to attend to her... lady needs. And thus, the Pug was created. Too soon for Queen Beth jokes? Q: How does the internet work?