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The Sload are a species of hermaphroditic amphibians originating from the coral kingdoms of Thras that are, presumably, extinct after a series of raids on Thras in retaliation for the Thrassian Plague, a disease that spread from the coral kingdoms to Tamriel, wiping out 90% (?) of the population. The Adamantine Tower is the oldest structure on the Mundus. Modern Orsinium was founded by Lord Gortwog and won in a duel fought with Steel Longswords and full Orcish armor. Its capital, Nova Orsinium, was founded mysteriously at the time of the Second Numidium effect. House Dagoth custom distates that the challenger in a fight is given the first attack. Ash Slaves, Ash Zombies, Ash Ghouls, Sleepers, Dreamers. Ascended Sleepers, and Ash Vampires have greeting dialogue, some dialogue options and responses, and voice dialogue in TESCS.

#1 religion, you say? First, I am almost certain that it is not. Also, the way that they collect religious data is not on a personal basis, nor is it any sort of proportional statistic. They simply assign a religion to an entire area and then say that every person in that area is of said religion.

What? I liked Dogma... But seriously, the Twinkie Bubble is the best Bubble... 'Ere's to the TWINKIEVERSE!

I think you've derailed your brain a little bit... But yes, a world full of cynics would be a perfect world indeed. And as for your second point #1, I'd like to know who, exactly, thinks that there is nothing beyond the planet Earth.

Orcs are descended from the Altmer and are elves. They are commonly called a beast race, though this is obviously untrue given the previous statement. Orcish armor is based on Altmer armor designs. The Daedroth Triminiac was transformed into Malacath after he was eaten by Boethiah. Sheogorath is summoned on nights with thunderstorms; other Daedra worshippers are wary of summoning their respective Daedroths on these nights for this reason.

Name: Exile Sex: Male Race: Orc Class: Knight Armor: Full Gah-Julan Bonemold with a Redoran Masters' Helm and Banner Shield Weapon: A Stahlrim War Axe Born ion the Wrothgarian Mountain and raised in the time of the horde, Exile made his living as a fire-breather, setting the taverns of Daggerfall towns abaze and entertaining fellow warriors by torturing captured Bretons. When he had earned enough money to leave to the East, he set his eyes away from alchemy tricks and toward the Knight's trade. He joined a group of Dunmer witchhunters and accompanied them throughout their travels through Vvardenfell and Dres Morrowind, slaughtering Daedra worshippers and necromancers for years so that he may have enough money to learn his trade from seedy taverns across the province. Soon after learning everything that the drunk mercenaries could tell him, he joined House Redoran and started to gain interest in the Cult of Malacath. He was inevitably caught summoning the Daedroth, and was cast out of the group of witchhunters. His reputation as a Daedra worshipper spread, and the name "Exile" stuck. Over the years, he's made it into a somewhat honorable alias, but still only finds trust among fellow Orcs and members of House Redoran.

Meh, I have one simple equation for you... Nullification of Organized Religion + Creation of Artificial Intelligence = Perfect World...

Are you sure you don't hate Dubbya?

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